June 13th, 2002

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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I think it's time for a change of pace. While my trip to Peru did not garner me the banana reublic I so crave, it occures to me that their are other options. Given Argentina's on going financial crisis, I should be able to buy the country fo a buck fifty or so, but I will need plenty of cronies to help me maintain my despotic government. Who want's a governership in South America? Come on, you know you want to call me el Presidente. Besides, they have penguins in Argentina. :-)