August 4th, 2002

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

Retirement Center

A paper goods salesman was making his customary call on a retirement
home. He noticed five old ladies lying in chaise lounges in the front yard -- all naked.

He completed his order and the said to the administrator, "Did you know there are five naked old ladies on the front lawn?" She replied, "Oh, yes. They're retired prostitutes. They're having a yard sale."