September 28th, 2002

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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More humor from my Father:
Dear Abby says that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than three times a day, and that you should seek professional help.

I have news for Dear Abby:
The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is IF I seek *professional* help.
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

Anyone know where I can get the manual for an ASUS KL97-XV motherboard? The clock setting is wrong, and I'm not sure which jumpers to muck with.