May 19th, 2003

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

At lyrina's request. I've started my autobiography.

Here is the beginning:

Year one... It was a fine year. Lot's of free milk and sucking on boobies while people jumped up at my slighted cry. I was waited on hand and foot. I didn't even have to go to the bathroom. It's been kind of down hill since then, but there have been quite a few good times in there.

I think I have a New York Times best seller on my hands.