July 3rd, 2003

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From frasia:
Angie: "Postmodernism."
Devlin: "The simplest way for indecisive people to justify never deciding on anything, by calling everything "deconstructible".

Angie: "Existentialism."
Devlin: "The mentality of those who are paranoid that the big bad universe is out to get them."

Angie: "Catholicism and / or Christianity."
Devlin: "A handy excuse to extort money, not pay taxes, claim to hear the divine, abuse children, and then blame it all on a horned creature with a pitchfork."

Angie: "Satanism."
Devlin: "Catholics and Christians who just cut the bull and swear their allegiance directly to a horned creature with a pitchfork. Often done by upper clergy and politicians as a time-saving measure."

Angie: "Nihilism."
Devlin: "A methodology of examining the flaws in a system, prompting its examiners to turn their newfound insight towards the constructive goals of shooting up drugs and raving."

Angie: "Anarchism."
Devlin: "A methodology of shooting up drugs and raving without bothering to examine anything first."

Angie: "Semantics."
Devlin: "What you'll always find going on behind the face of any major philosophical or theological movement."
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It's my 1999th post. So, I'm gonna...

I was dreamin' when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray

But when I woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn it was judgment day

The sky was all purple
There were people runnin' everywhere

Tryin' 2 run from the destruction
U know I didn't even care

'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

I was dreamin' when I wrote this
So sue me if I go 2 fast

But life is just a party
And parties weren't meant 2 last

War is all around us
My mind says prepare 2 fight

So if I gotta die
I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight

Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah

Lemme tell ya somethin'
If U didn't come 2 party
Don't bother knockin' on my door
I got a lion in my pocket
And baby he's ready 2 roar

Yeah, everybody's got a bomb
We could all die any day
But before I'll let that happen
I'll dance my life away

They say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
We're runnin' outta time
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Say it 1 more time
Two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
No, no
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Alright, it's 1999
You say it, 1999
1999
1999 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time

Two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
Yeah, Yeah
So tonight we gonna, we gonna (Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999)

Yeah, 1999
Don'tcha wanna go
Don'tcha wanna go
We could all die any day
I don't wanna die
I'd rather dance
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This is my 2000th post.

I made comments 2,350.

And I have recieved 3,438 comments.

I started this journal Febuary 6th, 2001. Or, by my math, 848 days.

That is...
  • 2.36 posts per day.
  • 2.77 comments made per day.
  • 4.05 comments received per day.


Thanks to all of you for making this first 2000 posts wonderful, educational, and entertaining. And, when compared to some of the other journals out in LJ land, with suprisingly little drama.

Thanks again! :-)
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If I were a stone, I would be: Keith Richards
If I were a tree, I would be: oak
If I were a bird, I would be: raven
If I were a machine, I would be: camera
If I were a tool, I would be: dremil
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: garlic
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: 70's and a just a couple puffy clouds in the sky.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: hypogryph
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: hurdy gurdy machine
If I were an animal, I would be a: badger
If I were a color, I would be: orange
If I were an emotion, I would be: amused
If I were a vegetable, I would be: cucumber
If I were a sound, I would be: crickets on a warm summer night.
If I were an element, I would be: water
If I were a car, I would be: bugatti
If I were a song, I would be: Coopersworld by Square Pusher
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: Bill Gates
If I were a movie, I would be: Half Baked
If I were a food, I would be: Philly Cheese Steak
If I were a place, I would be: Mountain top.
If I were a material, I would be: mercury
If I were a taste, I would be: pez flavored
If I were a scent, I would be: Forest, mixed with a salty tinge of the sea.
If I were a religion, I would be: buddhism
If I were a word, I would be: trippendicular
If I were an object, I would be: blacklight
If I were a body part I would be: skin
If I were a facial expression I would be: a laughing face
If I were a subject in school I would be: social studies
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Shaggy
If I were a shape I would be: triangle
If I were a number I would be: 24
If I were a month I would be: january
If I were a day of the week I would be: sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 7pm
If I were a planet I would be: saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be a: otter
If I were a direction I would be: west
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: hammock
If I were a sin I would be: lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: Peter the Great
If I were a liquid I would be: water