July 28th, 2003

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As you all probably know, Lance Armstrong won his fifth consecutive Tour de France yesterday. After racing for three weeks, he came out on top. I'm forced to wonder how it would have ended if Tyler Hamelton hadn't broken his collar bone the first day. This guy raced for three weeks with a broken collar bone, and still came in forth. Talk about endurence.

So, think Lance can win a sixth one?
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Something I forgot to post yesterday. I was listening to the NASCAR race on the TV in the background, and I here this, "We interrupt this paid advertisement to bring to the pit stops. We will return you to your previously scheduled advertisement in a moment." I think advertising has gone a little too far...
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Hehehehe! They said sixty nine! ;)

adam is the #69 most common male name.
0.259% of men in the US are named adam.
Around 317275 US men are named adam!
source namestatistics.com


harrison is the #115 most common last name.
0.076% of last names in the US are harrison.
Around 190000 US last names are harrison!
source namestatistics.com


Damn! We Harrison's must fuck like bunnies!
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Happy Birthday sausage_boy!!!

Time for that birthday spanking...

Bend over!
*smack!*
ONE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWO! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
THREE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
FOUR! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
FIVE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
SIX! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
SEVEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
EIGHT! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
NINE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
ELEVEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWELVE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
THIRTEEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
FOURTEEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
FIFTEEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
SIXTEEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
SEVENTEEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
EIGHTEEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
NINETEEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY ONE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY TWO! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY THREE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY FOUR! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY FIVE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY SIX! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY SEVEN! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY EIGHT! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
TWENTY NINE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!
*smack!*
THIRTY! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!

And a sock to grow a block...
*punch*
WHO'S MY BITCH!?!?!?!

Damn, you are too fucking old! My arm is all tired now!!!

Have a good one! :-)
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*singing*

I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse, at the cemetary.
Because, once again that would me that he's dead.

[chorus]
The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad the Cheat is not dead.
The Cheat is not dead! {Where did the choir come from?}
I'm so glad the Cheat is not dead.
The Cheat is not dead! (That sounds great!}
I'm so glad the Cheat is not dead.
[end chorus]

Everyone! Sing along!!!
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Kermit picked it up from Dr. Tooth, and the Electric Mayhem Band. One gues as to what he and Janice were doing backstage, while Miss Piggy wasn't looking.

Ummm... Can we say. "BUSTED!"?

This makes my brain hurt. Please make it stop.