August 1st, 2003

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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This link is thanks to Louis. And amazingly enough, it's not crude, rude, or even naster...

A web interface to turn any image into ascii art!

Teaching the young to come willingly, when they are abducted.

In fact, here is a whole library of "interesting" childrens books.

Something Awful has such a way with words:
"Choco Donuts taste like hundreds of tiny, crunchy cigarette butts marinated overnight in authentic New Jersey alleyway cardboard juices"

THE must see movie of the year!!!!

More mental images I did not need.

Finally, the BabelFish translator we need. Now I'll finally understand what the friggin' hell those Canadians are saying!

Test run...
"Blah, blah *click* blah blah. *thpt!* Blah blah *fart* blah. *spit* Blahbitty blah.*"

Translates into...
"You Southerners are stupid. Your president is a moron. And your hockey teams suck."

Hmmm... Maybe I didn't really need the translator...