August 11th, 2003

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Own your own landmark of disaster!

A little something to get you through the day.

What you are a little to into cars.

YARN (Yet Another Religious Nut). Though it's easy to agree with the nut on this one.

Oh Billy!? How could an "Idol" stoop so low???

Come on, fess up! You're an asiaphile, aren't you!

Finally! Someone who knows how to dispose of deceased loved ones!

Will they fly her up for the homeymoon, or will it just be phone/radio sex till he get's home?
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Questions from command_four:

  1. If I said something mean about your girlfriend, would you hate me?
    As we broke up a few weeks ago, probably not. But I doubt I would join in on the bashing.
  2. How do you solve the contradiction between the statement that God is omniscient and the statement that people have free will?
    I don't believe there is a sentient creature we could call god. God is just, in my mind, a personification of infinity.

    But, the idea of free will is another issue. If the laws of physics, and chemestry are to be believed. And if you supposed that nothing is truely random, if you look close enough, or have knowledge of all the variables, then no. No, there is no free will if all those things hold true.

    If you could create a computer that knew where every particle in the universe, no matter how large or small (including subatomic), and knew the vector and mass of each particle, you could work back through all of history and accurately know everything that has happened in all of time. Or you could go forward. Your brain just works off of chemical reactions, so it's responses to stimuli is predictable. Sperm and egg, if you know all the variables about speed, placement, endurence, etc, you would know which sperm will reach the egg. We are locked into an on going and invisible prison of cause and effect.
  3. If you could extensively study anything you wanted, what would it be?
    I'm not sure. I think something that would allow me to explore africa or south america, and let me take lots of pictures. That could be photography, anthropology, biology, or any other sundry array of possabilities. Actually... Poly-Sci, and helping war ravaged nations rebuild might be interesting.
  4. You say you were an "all American boy". What qualities does a boy have to have in order for him to be All American?
    I think I was being sarcastic with that statement. I was a loner who loved fantasy books drawing. But I would define "all american" as more of a stereo type than a reality. It denote the jock or football player with good grades and a great social life, saving up to get their first car. I think these kids exist at every school, but they are a minority.
  5. Do you believe in anything supernatural or unable to be proven?
    I believe that such things do exist, but as far as being unable to be proven, I think if something does exist, it can be proven. I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe, to a degree, in empathy. There are a number of creatures with more senses than us, or use the same senses in radically different fashions. Like sharks can sense the minute electromagnetic emissions of other creatures, and that is how it finds fish hiding under the sand. Or how bats can see with hearing. Even humans possess the ability to adapt their senses to unusual uses. In the June 2003 Discover Magazine, there is an article (page 53-56)where they have created a way for people to see with an adapter that sends tiny electronic pulses to the taste buds. Depending on mood, your level of electrical impulses going through your brain and body change to match. If you are stressed, often your muscles will be tense. I don't think it is a huge leap that someone might be able to pick up on such things. It could be everyone could, but they just aren't trained to understand it or see it, much like people learning to see with their tongue.
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5 Questions for perpetualfog:

  1. How does one become as fabulously glamourous as you?
  2. If you could start a foundation to create a positive impact on the world, what would you organization do?
  3. You name you car, your pipes, etc. (Much like I do.) What other things have you named? What are some posessions you would not name? If you had to name them anyway, what names would you give them?
  4. What are your post college plans?
  5. what are the thre most annoying and three best traits of each of your parents?
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Billy Connolly's World View

Things I hate about everybody....

  1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
    where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
  2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
    room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
  3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
  4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
  5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
  6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
  7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
  8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
  9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
  10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
  11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
  12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.
  13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
  14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.