Me And My Quirky Quarks.

dk, where do you recommend ordering music online from? Given the shops in Portland blow major goat balls. That, and I'm hoping I won't have to pay $20-$25 a cd....

I have just mastered getting telemarketers to hang up on me! And I wasn't even rude. Just the opposite, in fact.

This morning, I was expecting my parents to call, to tell me to come over to the old house. So I took the cordless phone into the bathroom while I showered.

*ring, ring*
Me: Hello?
MT (Telemarketer): Is Mr. Harrison there.
Me: *sultry voice* Oh, yes.
MT: I'm from MCI Long Distance, and I'd like to show you how we can save you money.
Me: I would, but in I'm in a steamy hot shower, infront of a full length mirror, running my hands all over myself. Having a suds good time. You sound like a strong strapping lad...
MT: Umm... er... yes, but about the long distance.
Me: I suppose I could write the notes in the suds on my chest...
MT: We have great rates....
Me: You have great rates? Oooh! Now I think something else is taking notes.
MT: You sound busy. I'll call back later. *click*

Now I'm just waiting for him to call, so I can tell him he put me in just the right mood for the hot tub.

Fucking with telemarketers is so much fun! :-)

crista just closed her journal. girl_on_a_stick never posts any more. I'm sure a few others have quit. All because of drama. This sucks. Some of my favorite journals are dying because other people can't play nice. :-(

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Make penis fast.

Do you ever feel like building a fort, out of furniture cushions, in your living room? Yep, I think it's time for the impenentrable fortress of softness. :-)