August 25th, 2003

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What the fuck? Damn, art departments are pretncious little fucks, aren't they.

I go to look at classes at P.S.U. The one the west coast, otherwise known a pdx.edu. And I was thinking of taking an writing classes, because we all know I need as much help as I can get in that venue, and I see ART 120: Computer Graphics Art Design. Might be a fun fluff class to offset writing. Then I see this class is only open to Art and Design majors? WHAT THE FUCK? It's a 100 level class! A low one at that. Who even is accepted in to a major at that point? No one! Hello Art Department! I made something for you... A lovely, life sized sculpture of my very large, beautiful, and veiny cock. Suck it, you bastards. And I hope you choke.


Ahhh... I feel MUCH better. Maybe I should stick with writing as a creative release. Art is just to stressful.
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tiobeblue (1:29:07 PM): nah... i have too many other things to buy.
adameros (1:29:24 PM): More Hello Kitty vibrators... ;-)
tiobeblue (1:29:55 PM): um, nah.
adameros (1:30:19 PM): Badtz Maru vibrator? ;-)
tiobeblue (1:30:42 PM): that's what you need, a Badtz Maru blow up doll.
adameros (1:31:28 PM): oh, Oh, OH! X! O! X! O! XXX!!!!! Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! ;-)
tiobeblue (1:32:00 PM): You're strange.
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Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay ............the restauranteur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
Dushay..............the clean sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
Ollay...............the half-Mexican sister
Gudlay..............the prostitute

And finally there is:
Oyvay .......... but the family doesn't like to talk about him much.
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Rampaging on the steppes, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Adameros! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

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