After spending most of the weekend painting, and smelling those fumes the whole time. I just have to say, I don't think I could EVER huff paint, solvants, or any other highly toxic chemical that you hear about high schools huffing.
Neutron -- You don't take sides, you just sort of hang out and blend into the crowd. If someone lets you loose though, you can cause some serious damage. If you are arround too many other neutrons you get bored and start to decay.