September 22nd, 2003

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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Tomorrow, at 3:47am, a good friend get executed.

That's right. My friends time will mercilessly end.

Goodbye Summer, we will miss you.

On the plus side, we're that much closer to Halloween. And so far my plans for a flaming scarecrow are being veto'd by the landlords.

My idea is to bolt or weld a metal cross, then take two metal buckets, cut them and bend them out so when one is put upside down on the other it forms a rough sphere. Cut out eye nose and a mouth and mount it on the top of the cross. The get some baling wire and use that to simulate straw. And Some very thin sheet metal, cut and bent and then painted and crumpled to make the clothes. Then a gas jet put into the head. Run some propane to it. Plant it in the front yard, and I have a flaming scare crow. And then a sound system so we can talk through it, and if I'm feeling REALLY ambitious, something to make it so I can turn the head or the whole body. I was thinking up at the head of the driveway, where it's ways from the trees, house, and bushes.

But like I said, the plan currently vetoed.

But I noticed at the store these lights that look like eyes that you put in the bushes, and they blink. Could be very spooky if done right.
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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And I didn't see Michael Jackson mentioned once. (Not that I was really look that hard).

Out of cash? Sell your soul! (Is it just me, or does their logo look suspiciously close to the logo for TIPS?)

I hope this works out for the Dixie Chicks. After the so call patriots of the country music industry censored them for exercising their freedom of speach.

Test your hand eye coordination.

Do something about those zits, will ya?

How to burn an image into your brain.

Relax to the moonlight sonata.

People have rat shows? Do they have breed's and everything? "Here is an excellent example of a sewer rat. And here, a roof rat. And here, Rat Fink."

Gollum rap.

I think it's just a euphimism for "BBQ".