Me And My Quirky Quarks.

Time for a video game flashback. It's beautiful.

Fashion rant of the day...

Either you have the balls to get a mohawk or you don't. A "Faux Hawk" is for poser pussies who can't get up enough courage to face the clipper. A prime example of such a fucking poser? Good Charlotte. If Joel Madden doesn't have enough conviction to actually get the hair cut he wants, then he deserves to waste away as a video outcast.

Oh man, how many dirty looks have I gotten, just for trying to be healthy...



That image is thanks to throwingstardna.

Two things.

First, the movie Real Genius has been out on DVD for a while. Why do I not own it yet?

Second, I can't seem to find the lyrics for Underworld's AHundredDaysOff album. Their other albums have lyrics out on the net. Why, oh why, do they taunt me so?

Where do you find socially acceptable porn? Why, in the Bible, of course.

And if the isn't enough to get you off, how about Christina Ricci naked?

Yeah, I thought that might do it.