September 26th, 2003

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This is an authentic psychological test.

While at the funeral of her mother, she met a man whom she did not
know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him
but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

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Want to know what Portland is like? Here is the first paragraph from an article in todays paper:

It was a 30-second police chase: A Chevy pickup carrying two guys with mullet haircuts and a white pitbull sped away from an officer, ran the first light it encountered, hit a car and crashed at a busy Portland intersection.

Then the last paragraph:

The men told investigators why they attempted to get away. "Both beleived they had warrents out for their arrest," Schmautz said. "They didn't."

Oh yes, we get the smart ones here.
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From kakskiv:

  1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
    Adam Eros Harrison
  2. What COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
    Khaki.
  3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
    Buena Vista Social Club: Chan Chan, from the Cafe Cubana collection.
  4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
    Raisn Bran Cereal
  5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR YOU BE?
    Glow in the dark.
  6. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
    Sunny and hot.
  7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
    skrape.
  8. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
    Smile and eyes. Then my mind quickly decends to the gutter.
  9. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
    Clean.
  10. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
    Coca de Matte
  11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK
    Gin and Tonic, when made with good gin.
  12. FAVORITE SPORTS?
    Rugby, College Football, car racing.
  13. HAIR COLOR?
    Brown
  14. EYE COLOR?
    Green
  15. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
    Used to, now it's just glasses.
  16. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?
    One sister (26)
  17. FAVORITE MONTH?
    October? I mean, it's got Halloween, so it's gotta be good.
  18. FAVORITE FOOD?
    Pizza, Sushi, hot dogs, hamburgers, whatever.
  19. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
    Does the Red Dwarf special,
    "Red Dwarf: A-Z" count?

    The best part, when the little kid askes the actors, "What does Smeg mean?"
  20. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
    Today. Is there any other day?
  21. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
    Often. But who isn't?
  22. SUMMER OR WINTER?
    Hmmm... I love them both. I love the sun, and I love snow.
  23. HUGS OR KISSES?
    Yes.
  24. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STAND?
    Relationship.
  25. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
    Mint chip.
  26. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
    A small bed room, and a large living space over the garage.
  27. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
    Lies, and the Lying Liers Who Tell Them: A Fair And Balanced Look At The Right
  28. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
    My mouse.
  29. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
    Illuminati
  30. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
    Watch Tv and read.
  31. FAVORITE SMELLS?
    The salty smell of burning driftwood blowing on a sea breeze.
  32. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
    No. But I really didn't want to lick boogers anyway.
  33. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
    Beauty.
  34. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
    Buttered AND slated. But I always bit of popcorn stuck in my throught and cough up a storm.
  35. FAVORITE CAR?
    Something with power, great road handling, and graceful curves.
  36. FAVORITE FLOWER?
    Ummm.... FIIK.
  37. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
    Three.
  38. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY?
    Nope. I'm still working on walking and chewing gum at the same time.
  39. FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK?
    Sunday. All the jobs come out in the paper on Sunday.
  40. RED OR WHITE WINE?
    RED!!!!!!!!!
  41. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
    I just got back to Portland, so I had a rather boring dinner with my Parents.
  42. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
    Yep.
  43. THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
    Is the house empty, so I can run around naked?
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