October 8th, 2003

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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rejected cards by hallmark

  1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
  2. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!
  3. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder?
    What in the world was I thinking?
  4. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
  5. How could two people as beautiful as you... Have such an ugly baby?
  6. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you ... I've changed my mind.
  7. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life... never believed in Hell till I met you.
  8. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me.
  9. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
  10. Someday I hope to get married. But not to you.
  11. Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
  12. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
  13. We have been friends for a very long time... what say we stop?
  14. I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like having you here.
  15. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?
  16. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep.
  17. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Mississippi, Kentucky, West Virginia, and New Mexico)
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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So... Now Arnold is governor of California. The recall was called an example of democracy by republicans. So, what will the republican's call it if people try to get Arnold recalled?
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Watching the Hallmark channel (I watch WAY too much M*A*S*H), they are having thier "Rough and Ready" week. And their movie for this week? "Love Comes Softly". "Rough and Ready"... "Love Comes Softly"... While both sound like cheap porno's, those are two titles that do not sound like they go together.

While doing Laundry, this 80's movie, "City Killer" was on. I'm supprised they aired it, even this far after 9/11. It's a movie about some guy who is blowing up buildings all over town to force his old girlfriend to come back to him. It's a horrible movie, but the demolition photography is great! But, like I said, I'm supprised in post 9/11 anyone has the balls to show a building being blown up.
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You'd turn into a Snowleopard! Like a snowleopard
you are quiet, shy and not seen much and find
it hard to talk to people, but dont really mind
being by yourself. However once you have gotten
over your shyness and are relaxed you are so
different it can be scary! You have a few close
friends who can grasp your strange ways. You
are generally laid back but when you get angry
you get angry and can be very vicious and a
force to be recond with, though few people ever
see this.

What animal would you turn into?
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Your soul is bound to the Second Totem, Luna:
The Wolf

Luna appears as a pair of coral colored wolves.
She embodies empathy, nurturing, insight,
and warmth
. She is associated with the
color coral, the season of spring, and the
element of wind. Her downfall is pathos.

You are most compatible with Doves and Ravens.

Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
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The last one asks what people think of me. While I generally think I am liked, I can't say I know what people think of my other than that (actually, I've never given it much thought, other than when asked on these quizes). Here are the options from the test (or make up your own options):
  • devoted
  • caring
  • a natural leader
  • stable
  • successful
  • smart
  • imaginative
  • brave
  • strong
  • driven
  • well liked

So, what do you think of me?