October 23rd, 2003

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From angelundone:
The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:the United States of America (void in Tennessee).
Your title will be:Warlord
You will succeed by:Deus Ex Machina.
Your Enforcers will be:Smart-mouthed Robots (from MST3K).
Your first act as ruler:Ban everything unhealthy (then exempt yourself for the ones you enjoy).
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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From someone who had this as a private post, so I will respect their privacy (Correction: He isn't as shy as the friends only post would lead one to believe. The originator of this post was *drum roll* brokenreel):

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence.............

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were equally good arguments that JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.

But perhaps the most compelling evidence that JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT!
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
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As Halloween is coming, I needed a scary icon. I think redstickman would have had nightmares if I went with the Harliquin again, so I brought back an old icon. The source of which was this:



So... Ummm... BOO!!!!
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From faeriez:
Contemplative
You Are: Death of the Endless


You are Death, the second oldest of the Endless,
the seven great incarnations.
She is, in outward appearance, a goth with wild
unkempt hair and slightly punkish clothes. But
she is far beyond that mere description. Her
function is much like the "Reaper,"
to collect the souls of mortals as they die.

She is perky, optimistic, and bright, but she also
has a serious side, which shows when she is
angry or upset. She can become quite frustrated
with her brother, when he is being singularly
foolish.

People fear her because of what she is, and this
can get her down sometimes. But they also love
her, without ever truly knowing why.


What Sandman Character Are You?
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For you Portlanders, the following was posted to the damnportlanders community:

John Cameron Mitchell at Jackpot Records today.
Thursday October 23 5:30 PM

HEDWIG signing with John Cameron Mitchell
Jackpot Records Downtown

So you Hedwig fans, get your asses down there. :-)
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This is cool/silly idea. Making your own card game. I think I will need to steal the idea. So, who would like a Casa de Cesspool Memmorial Card Game? Cards of the people, the scores, and the party fouls. So, if I make a card of you, what will your card say? and your abilities and weaknesses be?

Some ideas...

White Rabbit: +50 if paired with a volkwagen. -500 if he tries to race motorcycles with it.
Couch O' Doom: On a coin toss you will either pass out on it and lose a turn or you will get laid.
Kentucy Fried Movie: +25 if you are Adam or Drew. -50 if you are anyone else.
Spill the bong water: -50 and no one will talk to you for two turns.
Buy non-alcoholic beer: -10 if you get non-alcoholic beer -10 more if you drink it.
A new 8th: +50 and no one may hurt you for one turn.
Lighter stolen: -30 from the preson it was stolen from +30 to the stealer, unless the stealer is caught, then -50 from the stealer and +50 to the lighter owner.


And I could go on and on... So, who thinks I should make it? Who is willing to help with ideas, rules, and art?
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I've figured out how to get elected! Who needs issues when you can do it the "Arnold Way(TM)"?

(21:13:04) Bubber Lemming: i have sneaky idea..
(21:13:17) adameros: Sneaky? I like sneaky! ;)
(21:13:27) Bubber Lemming: buy me this!
(21:13:29) Bubber Lemming: :)
(21:14:22) Bubber Lemming: ;)
(21:14:37) adameros: I think the only way that would happen is if I get job, and I get the pleasure of enjoying whatever it contains when you are wearing it. ;)
(21:14:46) Bubber Lemming: hahaha
(21:15:38) Bubber Lemming: or you can just donate to my not-yet-created fund.. we can call it the 'make sure the cow didnt die in vain foundation'
(21:16:10) adameros: Call me old fashioned, but I don't like investing unless I see a return. ;)
(21:16:36) Bubber Lemming: well, you can SEE for sure.. past that is yet undecided :-D
(21:17:06) adameros: Let's prettend I'm blind. ;)
(21:17:26) Bubber Lemming: well if youre blind, i can always put someone else in your way ;)
(21:18:18) adameros: Now you are making me feel like you would try to swindle me. That's a sure way to make sure you don't get investors. ;)
(21:18:55) Bubber Lemming: hey, if you get sightless gropeage why does it make a difference whos on the receiving end? :-P
(21:20:12) adameros: Because I would hate for you to drug your brother and have me end up groping him instead. I don't think either of us would be happy with that. ;)
(21:20:32) Bubber Lemming: hahaha. i promise the person will have actual breasts..
(21:20:44) adameros: Ewww!!! Not your Mom!!!
(21:20:50) Bubber Lemming: hahaha
(21:20:53) Bubber Lemming: she doesnt HAVE breasts
(21:20:55) Bubber Lemming: ;)\
(21:21:26) adameros: Who would the potential person be, and would I be allowed enough groping to get me elected governor?
(21:21:49) Bubber Lemming: the first im not sure, the second probably depends on the first.. but ill see what i can do ;)
(21:22:46) adameros: Remember, it's got to launch my political carreer. I'm supposed to be running for president, you know. ;)
(21:22:56) Bubber Lemming: hehe
(21:23:12) Bubber Lemming: well, if i manage to work up a whole parade..