January 4th, 2004

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IMDB Top 50 SciFi Movies, Bottom 10 -- from daringojosan
Bold the movies you've seen. Italicize the one's you've seen part of. Underline the ones you own!


Star Wars
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Matrix, The
Metropolis
Blade Runner
Bride of Frankenstein
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Day the Earth Stood Still, The
Young Frankenstein
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Back to the Future
Life of Brian
Brazil
Frankenstein (1931)
Terminator, The
Twelve Monkeys
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Minority Report
Planet of the Apes
Iron Giant, The
Abre los ojos – US Title: Open Your Eyes
X2
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Fail-Safe
Thing, The
Lost Horizon
Delicatessen
Invisible Man, The (1933)
Truman Show, The
Cité des enfants perdus, La – US Title: City of Lost Children, The
Forbidden Planet
Incredible Shrinking Man, The
Dawn of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead
Equilibrium
Akira
Thing From Another World, The
Seconds
Man in the White Suit, The (1951)
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
Solyaris
Dark City
Kôkaku kidôtai – US Title: Ghost in the Shell
Gattaca

*Bottom 10 Sci-Fi movies

Nuevos extraterrestres, Los – US Title: Extra Terrestrial Visitors
Monster a-Go Go
Wild World of Batwoman, The
Momia azteca contra el robot humano, La – US Title: Aztec Mummy Vs. the Human Robot
Night of the Zombies
Uchu Kaisoku-sen – US Title: Invasion from a Planet
Madmen of Mandoras
Zaat – US Title: Attack of the Swamp Creatures
Frankenstein Island
Legend of the Rollerblade 7, The
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I think I've figured out why Seattle lost.

First, as we all know, Seattle is in Washington.

Second, did you notice the loss of dexterity of the receivers on Seattle's side?

That's right, I think Mad Cow Disease has mutated to Mad Receiver Disease, also known as Receiver Spongiform Encephalopathy (RSE).

This disease is highly contagious, and needs to be contained. While the Seahawks are now effectively isolated from the rest of the league, it is clear that the Packers must be quarantined, or at worst, put down.

Please, I ask for your help in containing this devastating pathogen. Knock the Packers out of the playoff.

Addendum: Just to be on the safe side, the Cowboy's should be put down for the fun of it.