January 19th, 2004

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The Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator.

This is making my old hobby so hard... You know how police and construction workers have the stereo type of loving Doughnuts? I tried to make a Grand Unification Doughnut Theory, where doughtnuts were used to rule the world. I would adopt other theories and replace key parts with doughnuts, like Kennedy was killed as a backlash to the blockade of Cuba, which stopped Castro from getting his favorite soviet brand of doughtnuts. If you look hard enough, you can link anything to doughnuts, even the anti-doughnut counter conspiracy known as Atkins.