March 26th, 2004

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I'm founding PEMA: Protect Every Microscopic Animal.

Do you know every time you take a step, breather, or eat you are killing thousands, possibly millions of poor defenseless microscopic creatures? Therefore, for the sake of these lovable creatures, I ask that you all stop breathing.

Thank you.
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This is my 3,500th post to LJ.

I have posted 4,737 comments and I have received 6,377.

My first post was on Febuary 6th 2001. That is 1145 days.

That is an average of 3.06 posts per day. I make 4.14 comments per day. And I receive 5.57 comments per day.

At this rate I will make 5000 posts in 490.71 days (June 28th or 29th of 2006).

Not bad. Now if I only got paid for this.
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Excuse me while I be vain.

Ugh... What to do with my hair? This whole receeding hair line thing makes a decent looking hair-do a real challenge. I got it cut a week or so ago, but it's so short that if I do my usually brushing back, it looks like spiky bed head. So I'm now sporting a Caesar. I'm thinking I will be bald, or at least an Andri Agesse(sp?) stubble all summer.