June 29th, 2004

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Some insightful high brow humor from my Father:

An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before,
but I have to lay you or Jack off."

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Ganked, yanked, and tanked from soshesays, nialavender, and spr0cket:

This is the problem with LJ, we all think we are so close, and we know nothing about each other. I'm going to rectify it. I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
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Someone posted an article on how Portland is doomed to play second banana to Seattle.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry at how they compute the cost of being single.

To determine the cost of being single in a given area, the add up the average cost of a metro appartment, the cost of a pizza hut pizza, a movie ticket, and a six pack of Heineken.

You know, if my life was that limited, I might actually be able to save money. Fortunately/Unfortunately I do more than that.