April 12th, 2005

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

You know when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie and you tack, "in bed." on the end? Sure you do.

I think I need to do the same thing with political sound bites. I think I will put, "when it comes to hot sex," on the end of the statements by our leaders.

"We need to foster a culture of life, when it comes to hot sex."
"No child left behind, when it comes to hot sex."
"Just say no, when it comes to hot sex."
"You should be able to invest your own money, when it comes to hot sex."


Okay, it doesn't work as well as the fortune cookie thing, but it does make hearing the same old bull shit over and over a little more entertaining.

Can you think of any better phrase to take on to the end of sopund bites from politicians?