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It has been rumored that Mr. Ralph was consistantly selected last during elementary dodge ball. This is not entirely untrue. He currently lives and breathes at an undisclosed location on the island of Manhatten, where he collects pre-modern affections, modern books, post modern art and figments of his imagination. He splits his time between the recording facility and un unidentified couch he shares with a stray cat whose identity is only slightly known. The only trace of the cat's origin is a dull silver tag, which reads "If Found Please Contact Erwin Schroedinger" Mr. Schroedinger's whereabouts, please contact 866-570-8055 (serious inquiries only).