July 26th, 2005

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The Boob Poll standings!!!

One day to go in voting and the races are hot!

Heat 1:
Jenny Garp has a slight lead over flutterby_gabby.

Heat 2:
Meglet is stealing the show with a record setting 12 votes.

Heat 3:
Underlyingheart is the only game in town.

And of the men, while doing well in the last round, are going tits up this round. Dk being the only one to even get a vote might earn the "Man Boob" title.

Like I said, one more day of voting, and then we have the final round for the title of "Best Boobs On Adam's Friends List". I will work out an appropriate prize for the winner in the next day or two. If you want to win, you might need to do some campaigning like meglet has.

Current Standings.
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My new must have computer device... The i-RAM.

It lets you create a solid state hard drive, which is unbelievably fast (while hard drives are one of the slowest things in your system). It can only go up to 4Gb, but that is enough for me to use for swap space. Litterally, my 500Mhz P3, for large memory applications might out perform new systems using normal hard drives for swap. Hard drives are really that slow, and swapping brings systems to a crawl because you need to wait for the platters to spin, and for the heads to find the right sectors.
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Have you been checked out as a terrorist?

My mother is a CPA and a stock broker and she was mentionning that when a client buys mutual funds she has to check them against the terrorist watch list. And also when you get a loan, open a bank account, or buy a car, you are also checked.

Ummm... Can I still pee with out being probed for my loyalty?
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I am the most beloved despot ever!!!!

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:
Your title is:Oh Great Powerful Super-Duper One
Your symbol is:the flamingo, because it's pink!
You rule from:a great, golden, gem-studded palace
At your side is:your body double - hey, good lookin'!
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:sexy elves with swords
Your most popular law is:"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day
Your least popular law is:Electro-shock collars for stupid people
Your worst enemy is:rumored to be cuter than you . . . so not true!
Your popularity rating is:: 96%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 8%
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Take that brokenchains! I am cuter!!!! :-P
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Tomorrow the Boob Contest Finals! The best of the best face off to see who has the very best Boobs on my friends list. but you still have time to vote today!

Currently in Heat 1, jennygarp is in the lead with boyishgirl and flutterby_gabby in a very close second. In Heat 2 meglet is seemingly untouchable, but pushshove could still rally a victory. And in Heat 3, there are no boobs but underlingheart's boobs.

Vote here - Check results here

And since you are in a voting mode, shaebot is having her own contest, and it would be awesome if you voted for me here.
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Come on people, if you enjoy the WTF posts I brighten your days with, the vote for me here:

http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=539985&mode=enter

Just takes a couple seconds to pay me back for the hours I spend searching for high quality WTF for you. If you already voted for someone else, but are now seeing the light, you can still go to that link change your vote. Remember, I'm smarter than Bush, and more fun than Kerry. It only takes a couple seconds to have your friends vote to. :-)