July 27th, 2005

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We have rendered the field down to the cream of the crop. The best boobs on Adam's friends list. Three contestants who have come so far, now have one last hurdle.

Let me introduce first contestant, boyishgirl (a.k.a., Amira). While it pains me deeply that she has never friended me back (ahem!), but I am very pleased that she is taking an active part in this competition and has made it so far. She loves animals, and rescues cats. Plus she alwaqys has good beer in her fridge. Oh, and she get's more sex than any two of us combined.

Next we have meglet, (a.k.a, Meg). Meg is an avid writer of fan fictions with a large and loyal fan base (from this point on referred to as Meg's Militia). Many of whom will go the extra mile to see that their favorite sassy author is proven to have the best boobs on my friends list.

Last, but definitely not least, we have shaebot (a.k.a., Shae). While the term "MILF" is commonly used in conjunction with Shae's name, I am far to mature to go there (yeah, right!). But I will say that Shae has time and time again proven herself as more than just an internet hottie. She is generous, caring, and smart as a whip.

So, please, let it be known that all these boobs are amazing, and now I leave it up to all of you to pick the very best. And Friday morning we will have a winner (unless there is a tie).


Poll #540560 Boob finals!!!!!

Boob finals: who has the best boobs on Adam's friends list?

boyishgirl
3(6.5%)
meglet
19(41.3%)
underlyingheart
24(52.2%)



p.s., if you have the time to vote here, I would greatly appreciate it if you took the time to vote for me, adameros, here. thx!

p.p.s. (or is that p.s.s.?), several member of the XY camp have commented that pictures are needed for this poll. No one volunteered to be in this poll. I just made it up to be some good natured fun for everyone on my friends list to take part in. Because no one volunteered, I think it would be out of line for me to submit pictures for the contestants. But if they wish to advertise, campaign, bribe voters, and show pictures, that is their own choice.
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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I would like to sincerly thank everyone who helped me make it to the next and final round of the Best Cock On The Block contest that Shae is holding.

I would like to ask you all for your help again in helping me win the final round. Please vote for me, adameros, here.

Thanks you again! :-)

P.s., If you vote for me, I will happily buy you a beer the next time I see you.
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The most painful thing.. Seeing people you have had in your house, loanned money too, web hosted, helped you hide the body, provided tech support to, fed, driven around when they were in need, invited on vacation, and played host, even lived with and treated as family, not voting for me. But it's not too late! They can still change their vote! :-P
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Please have your friends vote for me! Call in the troops. The time is now, and now is when I need help.

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If you have not voted yet today, please, pretty please, pretty please with sugar on it, vote for me. This is the final round, and then this insanity is all over.
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I know all of you are tired of seeing me beg, plead, whine, and wheedle for votes. I will make you all a deal. If 30 of you vote for me in the next hour. It is now 2:30 and I have 12 votes, I will not post about this vote again until 9pm, and then only if I am behind. ~250 list me as a friend, this should be easy. It costs you nothing but a couple seconds. Do this once, and just think of how much cleanner your friends page will be. Then we can go back to the regular daily scheduled WTF. Thanks! :-)
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The competition on the Boob finals is tight!!!

Underlying heart to an early lead that looked insurmountable, but meglet has called in Meg's Militia and is now only one vote behind. boyishgirl is lagging, but there is plenty of time for her to rally her base, and catch up.

Current Standings - Add your vote
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We only got 10% of the goal or 30 votes. To help provide incentive, and to encourage you to vote, get your friends to vote, get your friends friends to vote for me, I present my most unfortunate ad yet.

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Please vote for me so I can stop sounding like a PBS pledge break.
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Oh Em Gee!!!! I'm going to die!!!!

I got my shots in preperation for Peru. Including a shot of live yellow fever. Should there be a problem with the shot and it actually infect me in a bad way, only one in five survie. Tomorrow morning I start the pill regiment of live typhoid cultures.

Vote for me before I die. :-P

Seriously, though... Intermuscular shots suck ass.
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All I gotta say is, I hope this cock contest is over soon. I gotta admit, while making the ad's and trying to talk (bribe/blackmail/extort) people into voting for me is a lot of freakin' fun, it's taking a lot of time better spent on other things, like underwater basket weaving or contortionist masturbation. On top of that, I owe beers to a bunch or people, and sexual favors to a couple others. Politics is a dirty game. A game I am glad to see is in the final inning. :-P