August 25th, 2005

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What's up LiveJournal land?

So... I have the house to myself tonight. What should I do?

Right now pouring a hot both, taking my book, and turning into the pruniest prune that ever pruned is sounding good. But there are other options. Inspire me, people!
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A sign I'm getting old... I'm going to see James Taylor tomorrow night. In my defence, it's because someone else flaked so I got the ticket for free.
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The first two journals are done*. One small travel one I'm going to offer my Sister for the Peru trip and one large one to replace the one stolen from Shae's. I went with the trail picture (right) for both of them.

*If I remember to get some stenciles I will likely make one addition to Shae's journal. The back of the book, is large, black, and very plain. I might put "SHAE" in a glossy clear enamel on the back cover. That probably won't stop theft, but it makes it very clear who the journal was made for. Plus clear glossy letters on a matte backgroup always looks cool. Subtle, but powerful.

Then on to the next two books.

I need to get some people to model for me. I was so impressed with on of the Gigsville crowd's "Patron Saint" artwork that I tried to emulate it with results of a much lower quality. My hopes are that if I have images to work from I can make better charactures. As we can see, my free hand people drawing sucks.

So... Who's going to come model for me? Hmmm?
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WTF... 3 times in a row I've tried to comment on different posts in different communities, and three times they've deleted the post before I could submit the comment.

This can only mean soshesays has a fan club. :-P
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