October 4th, 2005

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When you cough people get annoyed that you will make them sick.

When you fart people get annoyed you are stinking up the place.

When you cough so hard that you fart at the same time is leaves people to confused about what to complain about that they just stand there looking dumb.

I am so ready for this cold/cough to be over.
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I just want all of you to have plenty of time to plan ahead and reserve seat... According to today paper (front page of the Oregonian's Living section) there are only 46 more days until "World Toilet Day". I'm waiting to see how this one goes down.
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WTF?!?

My hearing is gettign worse, not better. Especially in my left ear.

Unless I stand on my head, then I hear perfectly. If only I could still walk on my hands, then it would all be fine.