October 28th, 2005

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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I'm just waiting for the stupid people to get arrested...

It seems like a monthly occurence that across the web comes some story about someone arrested for watching porn in their car. Does porn belong outside fo the house? That is a matter for debate, but I do think that most people will agree that graphic sex should not be viewed with children present.

Now we have the iPod video at our disposal, with the ability to watch video anyhere, except (maybe) while scuba diving. To go with this Suicide Girls has started offering iPod videos forsale. I'm sure other porn sites will be following shortly.

This leads me to wonder how long until we hear about arrests of iPod video views on buses and in parks for enjoying a skin flick or two while commuting or relaxing in public.



With the iPod video on the market, I also wonder how long until iPod pirate video casts hit the street?

A while back I saw a guy walking down the street with a delivery bag. In the side was an "ON AIR" light and an led reader board stating a frequency, a song title, and an artist. The guy had an iPod with an FM transmitter and you could listen to his pirate broad cast, if you were close enough, as he wandered around town you could tune your radio to his frequency and enjoy his mix tape/cd/mp3.

I thought that was a brilliant, even though listenership would be minimal.

Now, how long until people have tuner and broadcast attachments on their iPod videos, and a walking around transmitting and receiving pirate broadcasts?
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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It seems two people, not naming names *coughbrokenchainscoughsynapsepicough*, have requested that I die. They were were very vocal that I should die, but were rather fuzzy on how I should meet my demise. In honor of the morbid interests of halloween (and maybe helping me decide on how to dress up for the holiday), I am having a "How Should Adam Die" poll.

Poll #600333 How Should Adam Die?

Should Adam die?

Yes
9(42.9%)
No
7(33.3%)
He's not dead already?
5(23.8%)

Adam's death should involve

fire
0(0.0%)
ice
0(0.0%)
water
0(0.0%)
stone
0(0.0%)
knives
1(6.2%)
ropes
0(0.0%)
livestock
3(18.8%)
acid/chemicals
0(0.0%)
disease
1(6.2%)
machines (cars or otherwise)
0(0.0%)
electricity
0(0.0%)

Adam's death should be (for Adam)

Pleasurable
10(52.6%)
Painless
2(10.5%)
Painful
1(5.3%)
agonizing
2(10.5%)
horific
4(21.1%)

Adam's death should be

instant
4(21.1%)
quick
1(5.3%)
long
1(5.3%)
lingering
10(52.6%)
old age
3(15.8%)

If tickets were sold to take part in Adam's death, would you buy one?

Yes
2(10.5%)
No
7(36.8%)
I don't pay for anything
10(52.6%)

If tickets were sold to take witness Adam's death would you buy one?

Yes
2(10.5%)
No
5(26.3%)
I'd sneak in.
12(63.2%)

How should Adam die?

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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A joke just IM'd to me. :-)

LadyFwap:

Jesus runs into Dracula at a Samhain party in the Otherworld.

"Hey there Count," Jesus smiles, "I'm really curious. I've been meaning to ask you: why you're so afraid of the crucifix

"What?!" The vampire exclaims in disbelief: "Like they don't scare the shit out of YOU!"
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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So far people are undecided on if I should die, but if I should die, it seems it should be a lingering pleasurable death involving livestock. o_O