November 25th, 2005

Don Juan Mobile

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Wow! The contest is off to a blazing start!

The first place people for each heat:
Heat 1:
111466

Heat 2:
brokenchains

Heat 3:
crashtestcase

Heat 4:
dk

Heat 5:
fanless

Heat 6:
iconoclastcrack

Heat 7:
justmadabout

Heat 8:
lemoncakes

Heat 9:
monoandy

Heat 10:
elucidate_this

Heat 11:
perpetualfog

Heat 12:
pushshove

Heat 13:
sabrinathecrazy

Heat 14:
spr0cket

Heat 15:
tidesong

Heat 16:
shaebot

Heat 17:
xeroproject


I will likely close this round about 9pm tonight. If you only voted for a couple people and have decided you want to vote for some more, have discovered some better pucker and want to change your vote (or you've just been bribed), you can still do that. Click here for heats 1-15, and click here for heats 16 and 17.

Remember, fame, reputation, honor, and a prize is on the line! These people have endured sloopy kissers, braces, chapped lips, and practicing with their hands all to become the master kissers you see before you. It's time to find out who is best!
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xeroproject is demanding a leader board update so...

Heat 1:
111466 has a narrow lead with 4 votes for 30.8% of the votes.

Heat 2:
brokenchains has a strong lead with 7 votes, or 63.6% of the ballots cast.

Heat 3:
crashtestcase also has a strong lead with 5 votes for 55.6% of the votes in this heat.

Heat 4:
dk is way out in front with 5 votes for 62.5% of the votes.

Heat 5:
fanless has a narrow lead in a tight race with 3 votes for 37.5% of the votes.

Heat 6:
iconoclastcrack has a moderate lead with a diverse group of contenders. 3 votes for 30.0% of the votes.

Heat 7:
justmadabout has a strong lead with just one threat so far. 5 votes for 55.6% of the ballots.

Heat 8:
latnerb and lemoncakes are tied! 4 votes (30.8%) each.

Heat 9:
monoandy is making this heat his own with 4 votes for 50% of the cast votes.

Heat 10:
elucidate_this has a strong lead for 4 vote (44.4%).

Heat 11:
perpetualfog is letting the world know her lips are kissing machines with 4 votes for 57.1% of the ballots.

Heat 12:
pushshove has no competition with 9votes for an amazing 100% of the votes cast.

Heat 13:
sabrinathecrazy and sex_slavexxx are necking neck and neck with 3 votes (33.3%) each.

Heat 14:
spr0cket's lips own this heat with 6 votes for 46.2% of the ballots cast.

Heat 15:
tidesong's lips are nibbling on the sweet neck of victory with an astounding 25 votes for 78.1% of this heat. But does she have staying power? History has shown those with really strong starts tend to fade in the end.

Heat 16:
shaebot has the lips to beat with 5 votes for 55.6% of the votes.

Heat 17:
xeroproject has 8 votes for 72.7% of the ballots.

You can check all the current standing here:
1 - 15: http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=619622&mode=results
16 - 17: http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=619623&mode=results

You can vote (including changing you vote) here:
1 - 15: http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=619622&mode=enter
16 - 17: http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=619623&mode=enter

Tonight, about 9pm PST, the polls for this round will close. The winners will move to the next round and losers will be encouraged to go kiss as many people as they can to train for next year.
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Three hours to go, and the votes are pouring in.

Heat 1:
111466 continues to hole a narrow lead with 4 votes and just 25% of the votes.

Heat 2:
brokenchains is kicking ass. Her penguins have stuffed the ballot to her current 9 votes (64.3%).

Heat 3:
crashtestcase continues his lead with 6 votes, or 50% of the votes cast in his heat.

Heat 4:
dk has extended his lead with 7 votes (63.6).

Heat 5:
We have a three way tie!!! faeriez, fanless, and girl_on_a_stick each have 3 votes (27.3%).

Heat 6:
iconoclastcrack is in the lead with 4 votes (30.8%).

Heat 7:
justmadabout has extended her lead by one vote and has 50.0% of the votes.

Heat 8:
latnerb have broken the tie and has a one vote lead with 5 votes (31.2%).

Heat 9:
monoandy still have strong lead with 5 votes (45.5%), but the competition is starting to awake up.

Heat 10:
elucidate_this has a strong lead with 5 votes and 41.7% of the vote.

Heat 11:
perpetualfog, out of ten votes, she has 6 of them.

Heat 12:
pushshove has 12 out of 12 votes. Can she keep the kisses flowing through the next round?

Heat 13:
sabrinathecrazy and sex_slavexxx are still tied with 3 votes each.

Heat 14:
spr0cket has the pucker down, she has 6 votes. Her two closest rivals are tied with 3.

Heat 15:
tidesong knows how to plant a big one! A whopping 28 votes!!!

Heat 16:
shaebot has a nice lead. She has 6 votes. Her four closest rivals are tied at 1.

Heat 17:
xeroproject has a 6 vote margin with his 8 votes total.
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(19:34:43) adameros: *interviewer voice* Mr. Eli, it looks like a sure thing that you will make round two of the Best Kisser Championship. Can you tell us and the listenning audience a little about how you have trainned for this world class competition?
(19:35:51) crashtestcase: I have travelled twelve hours to spend a week practicing with the famous Naomi Lord.
(19:36:19) crashtestcase: We've been working on classic as well as new techniques which may or may not be shared at the end of the competition.
(19:36:49) adameros: Thank you for a momment of your time, I will leave you to warm up for round two.
(19:36:55) crashtestcase: thank you!
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(19:42:31) adameros: *interviewer voice* Ms. Tidesong, you have blown away your competion in this first round of the kissing contest. What do you credit for this amazing show of skill and force?
(19:42:40) tidesong: *laugh*
(19:43:03) adameros: Don't be modest, your fans are dying to know. :-)
(19:43:27) tidesong: My reputation precedes me :D
(19:44:03) adameros: Is there any work out program or diet you adhere to to achieve such remarkable results in this world class competition?
(19:44:39) adameros: (p.s., this is getting posted. ;) )
(19:44:50) tidesong: You are *not*
(19:44:56) tidesong: *giggle*
(19:44:58) tidesong: *clears throat*
(19:45:33) tidesong: Well, I spend five hours a day kidding my teddy bear. Another two talking dirty to hot men. The tootsie roll pops take care of the rest.
(19:46:18) adameros: Excellent! Thank you very much for your valuable time. I will let you get back to your tongue stretching exercises, as we wait for round two to begin. :-)
(19:47:35) tidesong: Thank you, Adam!
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(19:33:20) adameros: *interviewer voice* Ms. Re, you are a sure bet to make round two in the Best Kisser Championship. You have come a long ways, what will the next round hold? Do you have a message for you opponents?
(19:55:02) brokenchains: bribary is beautiful.
(19:55:44) adameros: Is this what you credit your amazing performance on this round to? Bribery?
(20:00:44) The conversation has become inactive and timed out.

Is there a bribery scandal brewing in the international sport of kissing? We hope to have more news in the future.
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We have narrowed down the list to some of the best kissers in the world! Though we did have one withdrawal. iconoclastcrack was tragically killed starring on Fear Factor doing a mid-air sex stunt being performed while jumping out of a helicopter with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. His other persona, crashtestcase, seems to have miraculously escaped this tragic end and will be bravely kissing for the ultimate prize.

Let the kissing begin!!!!

Poll #620242 Best Kisser Round 2!!!

Best Kisser part 1

2(3.6%)
13(23.6%)
8(14.5%)
0(0.0%)
2(3.6%)
16(29.1%)
7(12.7%)
2(3.6%)
3(5.5%)
2(3.6%)

Best Kisser part 2

1(1.3%)
3(3.8%)
3(3.8%)
0(0.0%)
1(1.3%)
23(29.1%)
39(49.4%)
4(5.1%)
5(6.3%)
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(21:39:16) adameros: *interviewers voice* Ms. Heather, some have said your success is do to the agility and limberness of your tongue. Is this true, and what do you do to keep yourself in top form?
(21:40:49) spr0cket: Oh, it's very true. I've spent countless hours trying to keep my tongue in top form by practicing my talents on the whole 2nd Marine Division. Over the years, I've learned to train my tongue to do a dance like none other and have brought many of our country's finest to their knees.
(21:42:16) adameros: And if you can tell us, is it true that with your impressive showing in this world class competition that you have had sponsors knocking down your door? If so, can you tell us which sponsors interest you the most?
(21:44:18) spr0cket: Well, in the case of this competition, the fine folks from an undisclosed cherry company have drawn the most interest from me. They want to recruit my fabulous talents for that infamous bar trick we all know and love yet few can preform... tying a cherry stem into a knot with only your tongue.
(21:45:32) adameros: And one last question, how has the fame and having all the fans following everything you do with your lips and tongue affected your life?
(21:48:08) spr0cket: I really haven't had much time to sleep from the fame... I've been too busy demonstrating my talents with various worthy fans. It's absolutely exhausting. I might have to start up a class. And I sure haven't had to buy myself a drink in quite awhile... the fans take care of that. >;)
(21:48:29) adameros: Thank you very much for your time, and good luck on this round. :-)
(21:48:40) spr0cket: Hah, thank you ;)
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(21:54:48) adameros: *interviews voice* Mr. Fanless, the first round you squeaked by in a three way tie. This round you are exploding on to the scene. Do you have any words for you opponents?
(21:56:56) fanless: You have no chance to survive make your time.
(21:59:26) adameros: Mr. Fanless, are you naturally this good of a kisser or did it take years of trainning and practice to achieve these skills?
(22:00:22) fanless: Actually, I was wondering who the 3 fools are that voted for me in the 1st round. They must be srsly drnk if they think I have any kissing skills at all.
(22:01:12) adameros: Interesting. Good luck, and thank you for the interview. :-)
(22:01:24) fanless: no sweat.