December 14th, 2005

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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As a follow up to the "Speak English" license plate I posted yesterday, this morning on my way in to work I was listenning to NPR and they had a short article about a robbery. It seems this guy tries to rob a restruant and the first employee the robber encountered spoke no english and the robber spoke no spanish. This led to an impass until a second employee shows up, who then pretends to speak no english and that bought enough time for the police to arrive.

Somewhere some petty criminal is demanding that all people in the You Ess of fuckin' Aye learn to speak english.
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

We have a floating position in our group called "Traffic Cop". Basicly we take turns being team lead. My day is Wednesday. In variably the morning starts with all the people who are not "Traffic Cop" going, "who's Traffic Cop today?" To aleviate this non-stop interuption for the first 3 hours of the day I've made a sign for infront of the Traffic Cops desk, but it needs help. You know those cheese "to protect and serve" type mottos on the police cars/crests/badges? What are some that I might be able to modify to put on the sign?