December 24th, 2005

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And on this holiday season, I give you words of wisdom from Jerri Blank:

If you’re going to reach for a star, reach for the lowest one you can.

Being a virgin is a wonderful and precious thing to hold on to. As long as it doesn't interfer with your having sex.

You never really lose your parents; unless of course they die and then they're gone forever. And nothing will bring them back.

You can be rich in family, or friends, or love; but the only thing that matters is being rich in money.

Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children, accidentally.

Being beautiful on the inside may have its own reward, but you can never beat an ass like Yasmine’s... Mmmph.... Damn, she’s got a tight ass!
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Wow! It seems LJ has an unwritten rule that if they receive 3 complaints about a user in a 12 month period they just suspend them. Someone you don't like? Just get two friends and start whining.
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So, just curious... What are the most steps you can get in the google maps directiosn to a site? Like I just did one from my house to a loaction in NYC and it was only 33 steps.

What's the most you've seen or can find?
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Seductress. Mmm-mmm-MMM. You exude sex appeal and
desire. You love to feel, you love taking
things to their limits and then pushing those
limits. You're very willful. While the
choices you make may not always have the best
results, the ones that DO have the best results
are ones to be proud of because you got there
on your own.

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