Wow! So much discussion about my "GIANT WANG"! ;)
Now Rann the Kite brings home the night
That Mang the Bat sets free--
The herds are shut in byre and hut
For loosed till dawn are we.
This is the hour of pride and power,
Talon and tush and claw.
Oh, hear the call!--Good hunting all
That keep the Jungle Law!
Night-Song in the Jungle
have you ever tried loosely tying a tube sock around the midsection of a cat?
They instantly fall over and think they can't get up...has something to do with their balance...and since it doesn't hurt kitty in anyway, this is an amusing way to kill a couple of hours the next time you're bored. It's even more hilarious to do while drunk.