January 19th, 2006

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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Do you see that look? That is not a good look. There is one thing that will help that look. soshesays needs needs a drink, or several, of something that is at a minimum 40 proof.

Please think of Adri, stuck with that look, and the people having to see that look. It is in your power to help this sad, sad, story become a story of happiness and glee.

We are forming a "Get Adri Drunk" fund. With this fund we will buy plastic bottles and tamper proof lids, with which we will fill the bottle with clear spirits, and label the bottles as pure clean Oregon rain water. We will then ship said delightful fluid to Adri at her dorm in the United Arab Emirates.

Please think of Adri's liver and give generously.