February 17th, 2006

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Thanks to murphy59 for this most eye pleasing of bah-bah's.

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 22% Big Breasts, 18% Big Ass, and 84% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 96% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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Huh? I thought one of the band member of Korn found religion and the band broke up. Yet, they are slated to play here in Portland March 2nd. *confused*
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jameth pimp slapped me with this, so I'm passing it on to you...

|--------ANAL BLEEDING------|*|----|[ ]|_____

if you don't pass this on to 69 other people, you will bleed from your anus forever

jameth's ascii art skills bite, so I had to clean the truck up a little.
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From todays Oregonian (or local news paper):

As you know, the other day, while hunting quail, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man in the face with birdshot. The 78-year-old victim, Texas lawyer Harry Whittington, is recovering in a Corpus Christi, Texas, hospital. We're sure Mr. Cheney has sent him a get-well card, but we were wondering, just what would it say? Could it be, could it possibly be... something like... THIS:

Roses are red
You put them in a vase
I'm really, really sorry
I shot you in the face

Roses are red
Sittin' up on your shelf
You got in the way of my shot
So go [bleep] yourself

You forgot to duck
Now your face is a-hurtin'
Wait till you get the bill
For hospital food from Haliburton

I shot you in the face
The news is on every station
So I'm sendin' you this card
From my undisclosed location

If I was out huntin' snail
Then I would have aimed low
But I thought you were a Quayle
So I shot you in the potatoe

It's all fun and games
Huntin' with right- wing zealots
'Til you get your face peppered
With shotgun pellets

With my 28-gauge
Shooting quail is great sport, sure
It's my favorite thing
Except for spying and torture

We flushed out a covey
And I turned on a dime
Now I'm a major league [bleep]
Cause I shot you, big time!

I shot you in the face
From a very short distance
Thought you were a bird
Guess I had faulty intelligence

I had that quail in my sights
Except for one tiny flaw
You got in my line of fire
Who could have foresaw?
Now you're in the hospital
With birdshot in your jaw
Now, Harry, that's what I call
Shock and awe, baby! Shock and awe!

I'm bettin' today you are wishin'
That instead we had fished
But if I'd have been huntin' lawyers
It'd be "Mission Accomplished!"

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It seems a lot of people like the penguin I drew for brokenchains' journal. Case in point, someone e-mailling it through MySpace... - - [17/Feb/2006:12:43:19 -0800] "GET /albums/userpics/10003/normal_penguin.jpg HTTP/1.1" 200 10165 "http://mail.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.readmessage&messageID=121922676&type=inbox&status=new&Mytoken=935750E7-AA25-750B-B432FA43F5A63B6117496859" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Crazy Browser 2.0.1)"

When I see people linking my images, I always have to wonder why. Not that I think they are unworthy of linking, I'm just wondering what the linkers see in the images, and their intended use.

For your reference, the penguin can be seen here:


So, what do you see? Some people report it's a penguin, other people see a dress.
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The last post sparked a conversation with soshesays, which inspired me to make this for her:

That would not work as a stencil for a journal design, but still it fits her.
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Well, I'm still home. I got home from work, and realized it was going to be dark for the whole drive out to the coast, so I'll head out in the morning, when I can enjoy the scenery. That, and I hate driving at night. It's not night blindness, it's just really tiring.

So... What have y'all got planned for this three day weekend?