February 21st, 2006

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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Elderly Couple

An elderly couple was attending church services when about halfway through she leans over and says to him, "I just had a silent passing of gas, what do you think I should do?"

He leans over to her and replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing."
- Randy K. Milholland

Yep, that about sums up my journal...
diesel sweeties - red robot cape

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As I reach my mid-thirties, I'm finding I have an immense super power growing with in me. A super power that let's me change the very texture of existence. This power is the ability to destroy fads. This might not seem like much, but let's say there is a singer that annoys the crap out of you that everyone else likes, all I have to do is like them and suddenly they hit the bottom of the charts. A clothing trend that hurts your eyes? I just need to wear it once, and you will find those outfits in the free bin at the GoodWill.

Yes, this is an awesome power. A power I need to wield with care. And to that end, I created the images to forever retire this web trend to the dust bin of the internet...









No need to thank me for this service, but if you feel you must do something, beer is always appreciated.
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Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Top 10 drawbacks to working in a cubicle.

10. Being told to ‘Think outside the Box’ when you’re in a @#$%?*! box all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who’s behind you.

8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you’ll get a piece of cheese!

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.

And the Number 1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle:

1. You can’t slam the door when you quit and walk out.
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I turned one of the sunset pictures upside down and the suns rays reminded me of the crown on the drawings fugged does. I did a quick (15 minutes?) version of one of her drawings incorparating the sun as a head. Fun idea, but not nearly as cute as the stuff fugged does.