March 20th, 2006

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While my attendance this year is questionable, I did have an idea that I think would be a fun camp idea.

Find the recipe for making gummy candy. Get a mold for a persons buttocks. Make a couple life sized gummy butts. The make a device to slice 1/4" thick slivers off of it, and then a cutting device to cube the slice. Then pass out the candy.

The camp name, "The Sweetest Piece Of Ass On The Playa".

You know you would want a taste of my ass. ;)
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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I've gotta say... I've been a stressball all day long. The Verizon guy almost made me late to my interview. I forgot my cell phone. The interview was a bust. (I walked out before it was over. It was so obviously a bad match.) Nothing done at work because of people asking me innane questions instead of going through proper channels. And having to get to dinner on time. Though mostly having to wear a suit all day has this effect on me. Actually, I love dressing up, the problem is most of my dress shirts I bought years ago, and do not fit me confortably any more.

Anyway, tomorrow should be better. Phone interview this time. How should I dress for it? Jeans and t-shirt? Shorts and tank-top? PJs? Naked?