April 16th, 2006

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And I present Saturdays Dumb Ass of the Day.... Me!

Saturday I went to the spring beer and wine festival, and, ummm... OUCH!!! What kind of dumbass thinks he can get away with walking around for a few hours with a broken toe? Obviously this kind of dumb ass. Yesterday I was able to get my wounded foot in to my hiking boot, and this morning? No fucking way. My foot was so sore and swollen that I had to set mt Teva's to their loosest possible setting to get them on. This is from someone who is normal struggling to find B width shoes.

Ooops.

The most disturbing part is not I have a whole new black and blue section forming in the main part of the foot. I hope I didn't significantly worsen things.
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Looking at the how the bruising progresses day to day, I am left with on obvious conclusion. I am slowly disintegrating.

Collapse )

Obviously, at the rate of spread, I have a couple months to live before I'm just one giant pulpy bruise. :-P
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How long do copy rights lost under current law? I keep thinking the Marx Brother's movies fomr the 1930's should be public domain by now, but I can't find them online. They truely are (even to this day) some of the best, wittiest comedy available.