June 2nd, 2006

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Today is my first full paycheck on this job! Who wants to go get drinks to celebrate?

In other news, how I plan to blow my newly found income (not in any order and will take a afew paychecks to complete this list)....

  • Hookers and blow (Sorry, I was having a Bobbi and Whitney momment.)
  • Mop and bucket
  • Broom and dust pan
  • Vaccum
  • Stainless steel mixing bowls
  • Some chemicals for cleaning the grout in the bathroom.
  • Cookie sheet
  • New shower curtain.
  • New sheets.
  • New pants and shirts.
  • New shoes.
  • Picture frames

Don't I lead a life of excitement?

And I need to get my pots from Louise. And I'm sure she would be happy to be rid of my steamer trunk.

Anyway, lot's of bars in this part of town. Who wants to go get dinner and drain a couple pints?
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The Edmonton Oilers will be facing the Carolina Hurricanes for the Stanley Cup in a best-of-seven series, starting June 5th. So, who will win? The Roughnecks or the Rednecks?

And in other news, I have still never, ever, been to a professional major league hockey game. This must be remedied.
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One top of just passing 7,500 lj posts five posts ago, one more sign I might post/comment too much. I switched to having lj point to my gmail account about 3 weeks ago. In that time I've racked up 40Mb of e-mail, of which 95%-98% of it is LJ traffic.

But in honor of the 7,500th (now 7506th) post, I'll do the math.
I've had my journal 1943 days. I have made (incl. this one) 7506 posts, 11,702 commentsand I have received 14,862 comments.

Per day, that breaks down to:
Posts: 3.86
Comments made: 6.02
Comments recieved: 7.65
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Left for lunch and it was partly cloudy. We walked about a 1/2 mile to a sausage place on Univ. Ave., and sat on the patio. About half way through my Chatalas Sausage Burger, the sky cut loose. It pours buckets. Luckly I had my coat. My coworkers were not so lucky. We walk back wih rain pouring and thunder hammering, and with in 5 minutes of getting back to my desk the rain stops and it's partly cloudy again.

Taking bets. When I head home will the same thing happen?
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Todays WTF I have not reviewed. I just saw it on wtf_inc and I'm taking the original posters word for it.

Anyway, It's all beastiality of "ordinary" sorts except "Male Sex With Fish"?!?!?! O_o


I'm not going to look, but if someone is braver than I, please feel free to explain the physics of a mature male human having sex with a fish.

My mind is just totally stuck in "WTF" mode after seeing that post.
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I am so glad today is almost over. I watched Blazing Saddles last night, and that movie always has me wanting to bust out with quotes that would cause HR to take an unpleasant interest in me.