July 6th, 2006

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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Pictures from this last weekend.

Starting here you can see pictures of playing on the beach, Fort Casey, Admirality(sp?) Head Light House, Fort Ebey, etc.:


Starting about here is Gas Works Park and the firework display. Unfortunately I didn't bring my tripod so there is some motion blur on the fireworks images, but they are still all colorful:


Oh, and I found the hood ornament for brokenchains's car....

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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This has me wondering if Bush would pass a drug test....

July 4, 2006 -- Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most. The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets." The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader. During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis. More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

diesel sweeties - gin & eggs

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I would like to do a pre-emptive birthday strike. This person is armed (two of them!) and my strike first, there for I must do a virtual birthday spanking today or this person might assume they get to spank everyone else on her birthday. So for the defenense of my buttocks, I wish entropyerika a one day, pre-emptive birthday fanny smack. 32 of them to be precise.
get fuzzt: I'm not a sissy liberal... I'

i'm 78% redneck

From entropyerika:

See If You're A Redneck

Have you ever...

( x ) lived in the country?
( ) lived south of the mason-dixon line?
( x ) shot a gun?
( x ) owned a gun?
( x ) hunted?
( x ) driven a truck?
Subtotal = 5

( ) chewed tobacco?
( x ) driven a tractor?
( x ) gone camping?
( x ) listened to country?
( ) owned a country cd?
( x ) fished?
( x ) worn a cowboy hat?
( ) worn cowboy boots?
Subtotal= 5

( x ) ridden a horse?
( x ) seen a farm?
( x ) worked on a farm?
( x ) lived on a farm?
( x ) owned a farm animal?
( x ) worn a carhartt?
( ) lived in a trailer?
( x ) worked on a car?
Subtotal = 7

( x ) seen a nascar race?
( x ) been to a nascar race?
( x ) been to an oval track?
( x ) seen a demolition derby?
( x ) seen a figure 8 race?
( x ) talked on a cb radio?
( x ) had a cb in your car?
( x ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal = 8

( x ) Ridden a Dirtbike?
( x ) owned more than two cars that don't run?
( x ) been to a junkyard
( x ) drank beer?
( x ) Party in the woods where only trucks can get?
( x ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument
( x ) gone cow tipping?
Subtotal = 7

( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower?
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
( x ) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
( x ) had to take a bath in the river?
Subtotal = 2

( x ) drank white lightening?
( x ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever
( ) own a rebel flag?
( x ) eaten deer meat?
( x ) cooked over a fire?
( x ) been muddin'?
Subtotal = 5

TOTAL = 39

Now times your score by 2 and post it as "i'm _% redneck".

If your redneck score is over 30, you can officially call yourself a Redneck
Touche Turtle

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Another one form entropyerika, but the answers will be screened and will remain private unless you specify in the post that they can be public.

1.Your Full Name:

2. Age:

3. Favorite Color?

4. Favorite Movie:

5. Favorite Song:

6. Favorite Band:

7. Most Embarrassing Moment:

8. Are you a virgin?(Honestly)

9. What makes you really happy?

10. What makes you the maddest?

11. Tell me what you think of me:

12. Do you know me or if you
don't, do you wanna meet me?

*** . . . . . . . . . . . . HERE COMES THE FUN . . . . . . . . . . . ***

1. Are we friends?

2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?

3. Would you kiss me?

6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you?

8. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:

9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? If so, tell me what it would be.

11. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?

12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

13. Do you think I'm a good person?

14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

15. Do you think I'm attractive?

16. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't?

17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?

18. If you could change anything about me, would you? what would it be?

20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
diesel sweeties - fiendish plot

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Browsing groups on friendster leads to some amusing finds. Take for example "LWWL70'sPIMWMs". What is "LWWL70'sPIMWMs", you ask? It stands for "Lesbain Women Who Love 70's Porn Involving Hairy Men With Mustaches". And it has 9 members. I haven't looked into it any further, but it did make me laugh.