February 21st, 2007

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    1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
    I always love it, but I love it most in the morning.

    2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
    Closest to the door.

    3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?

    4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
    Nope. just hung me head out the window (or one time, the sunroof)

    5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
    I take a flying leap and do both at the same time.

    6. Candles or Incense?
    It's a toss up. Usually candles, but I could stare the for hours at the weird forms the incense smoke makes.

    7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
    I bust a move like a mo'fo'

    8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
    Yes. Now I try to play gynecologist and no one wants to play.

    9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
    As in being paid for it, or so I could reach my wallet stuck under all the ski garb?

    10. Stove top cooking or microwave?

    11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
    My mind.

    12. Shower or bath?
    I usually shower, but prefer baths.

    13. Do you pee in the shower?

    15. Mexican or Chinese food?

    16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

    17. Do you love someone on your top friends?
    I love everyone!

    18. Do you own sex toys?
    Does my brain count?

    19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?
    Hot dogs.

    20. Your favorite restaurant?

    21. What did you have for lunch today?
    Burger and onion rings.

    22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?

    23. When did you last fall down?
    Don't remember. My cat like skills keep me upright.

    24. Have you ever wished anyone dead?
    There are a few people in politics who I wouldn't cry over if they suddenly keeled over.

    25. Love or Money?
    Love, though the lack of money often strains the love.

    26. Credit Cards or cash?
    Credit cards are evil!

    27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
    Nope. Though I always told me sister she was left on the door step by gypsies.

    28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers?

    29. How do you like your steak cooked?
    Medium rare, encrusted with black pepper, and basted withe a butter/basil mix.

    30. How do you like your eggs cooked?
    Mixed with milk, on bread, then fried.

    31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
    Tackling someone in a fight count?

    32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
    My tent is 5 star rated.

    33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
    Minor Surgery

    34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
    How much? It better be worth my while to put up with the stubble and ingrown hairs.

    35. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
    Lice. Then I'll shave for free. :-P

    36) What is your favorite hard candy?

    37) Ever been to a strip club?

    38) Ever been to a bar?

    39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

    40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

    41) Kissed someone of the same sex?

    42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
    Yep. Speaking of which, beach trip coming up.

    43) Had sex in the car?
    Nope. People as tall as me usually have a hard time with sex in a car.

    44) Had sex at the beach?

    45) Had sex in a movie theater?
    Just foreplay.

    46) Had sex in a bathroom?

    47) Had sex at work?

    48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

    49) Bought something from an adult store?

    50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?

    51) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
    Quite a few, actually.

    52) Have you been caught having sex?

    54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?

    55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
    Naughty is such a judgemental word.

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You know how wikipedia has the feature where you can go back and look at preview versions of a post? I'm so glad LJ does NOT have that feature.
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Arg!!! Yesterday my back was hurting. The last night I moved the couch and chair, and nowmy back is killing me. Plus I'm exhausted.

I'm supposed to go to Fluorine (and really want to go), but my body is screaming for some quality time soaking in a hot tub, and then sleep.

I may still go, but at this point it's only about a 30% chance. Perhaps some ibuprofen will help improve the odds.

But, on the off chance I'm feeling better and if you love electronic music (Beaus says tonight will be hip-hopish and funky) you should go on out. It's at Jai Thai, 2132 1st Ave., in Belltown (go downtown Seattle, and head towards the Space Needle to get to Belltown).
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We're in Bellevue, WA.

If you know anyone, please let me know.