April 15th, 2007

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

Hell is a an electric rechargeable lawn mower.

Our landlord left us a lawn mower to use on the yard. A Lawn Boy rechargeable electric lawn mower, supposedly as powerful as a 6hp Lawn Boy gas mower. I'm not sure Lawn Boy wants to admit their gas mower is this wimpy.

Mind you this is the first mowing of the year and the lawn is a bit long, so I'm reduced to only mowing 4"-6" swipes. But even with that thin of a swipe, the lawm mower keeps getting clogged and jamming, and the battery only lives 15 minutes and takes 2hrs to charge. At this rate, I'll be mowing all weekend and will like still not finish my tiny yard.

It wouldn't be so bad if I could run the mower while it's plugged in, but that's not allowed, I guess.
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

I'll get the handcuff keys ready and wait by the phone.

My fortune cookie read, "Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation (between the sheets)."