October 30th, 2007

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A rhyme to help you get ready for tomorrow:

Trick or Treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat!
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear!
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So I went to Macy's today to get a couple things for my costume, but I had a curious problem...

I needed khaki pants and a long sleeved khaki shirt. The pants were no problem, but you would think a simple tan/beige cotton shirt would be simple to find. Think again!

The sales people looked at me like I was from Mars when I asked for help.
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As science is discovering that animals can also be converted to biofuels, I wonder how long until biofuels are rated as vegetarian or vegan.
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My Halloween costume. Do I look like a a jolly English biplane pilot who is desperately in need of a gin and tonic?



Captain Winston Havlock from The Mummy was my inspiration.