Bring me limitless chocolate, or no hockey!
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I gave  skrape a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I bought porn for rianrenee (10 points). In February I donated bone marrow to omake_don in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October perpetualfog and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-389 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |