20 Worst song lyrics ever:
- "Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"
--Sade's 'Smooth Operator' - "War is stupid
And people are stupid"
--Culture Club's 'War Song' - "I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork"
--Madonna's 'I Love New York' - "Young, black and famous
With money hangin'
Out the anus"
--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down' - "But if this ever-changing
world in which we live in ..."
--Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die' - "Your butt is mine"
--Michael Jackson's 'Bad' - "I don't think that I've
got the stomach
To stomach calling
you today"
--Saves the Day's 'See You' - "My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that"
--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home' - "Now you're amazed
By the VIP posse
Steppin' so hard
Like a German Nazi"
--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music' - "I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel"
--Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn'
(lyrics by Anne Preven) - "I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day"
--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
(lyrics by Prince) - "Time is like a clock
in my heart"
--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)' - "There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"
--America's 'Horse With No Name' - "I ain't never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"
--Eminem's 'Ass Like That' - "Leaving was never
my proud"
--R.E.M.'s 'Leaving New York' - "Relentless lust
Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore
Of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise"
--Slayer's 'Necrophiliac' - "There's an insect
In your ear
If you scratch
It won't disappear"
--U2's 'Staring at the Sun' - "I love you like
A fat kid loves cake"
--50 Cent's '21 Questions' - "Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"
--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever' - "If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"
--Elton John's 'Your Song'
(lyrics by Bernie Taupin)
From here: http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-worst-lyrics-ever-no-20/
