*pulls out the worlds loudest megaphone*
-czzzt!- Is this..-czzzt!
-czzt!- Is this thing on? Good! -czzt!-
Hmmm... Maybe the volume would be good for this announcement.
-czzzt!- Now hear -SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!- this! -czzzt!-
May be down just a little...
-czzzt!- Testing... -czzzt!-
-czzzt!- Now Hear this! Heather, synapsepi is the BEST girlfriend in the world! I love her more than anything!!!!!! That is all! -czzzt!-
-czzzt!- And she's really, REALLY, REALLY hot, too!!!!
Think that about does it. :-)