A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
adameros

Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
Tip #1: How to tell when you are dead.
  1. Little things start bothering you: little things like worms, bugs, ants.
  2. Something is missing in your personal relationships.
  3. Your dog becomes overly affectionate.
  4. You have a hard time getting a waiter.
  5. Exotic birds flock around you.
  6. People ignore you at parties.
  7. You have a hard time getting up in the morning.
  8. You no longer get off on cocaine.
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