A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
adameros

Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century. As man struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help. Please...

CONSERVE GRAVITY


Follow these simple suggestions:

  1. Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
  2. Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
  3. Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like curling.
  4. Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
  5. Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.
  6. Stop flipping pancakes
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