I cut my head on a porta-potty (to further disturb you, they call them "honey buckets" out here. In no way should food be related to a porta-potty. Ever.).
Yes, it is true. As many of you know, I'm kind of on the tall side (6'4"), and I hit the top of the door on the way out. The plastic cut my head.
That is your "Story of Ewwww!!!!!"