The crink in my neck has come up with a great business idea. A massage parlor/bar/bike shop. There would be a common room with several massage tables, and you would have a strong alcoholic beverage to enjoy via a straw as your muscles a kneeded and rubbed. Your order would be a massage style and drink combo, like a "Shiatsu Mai Tai" or a "Deep Tissue Zombie". And while you are getting a massage and a libation you can get your chain cleaned and you your rims trued.