Shape Your Booty
The outdoor advertising gremlins in Hollywood have struck again. First they gave Gwyneth Paltrow an enormous bustline in the poster for "Shallow Hal." Now Denise Richards is astonished to see her booty amplified to Jennifer Lopez proportions in the promotional shots for "Undercover Brother."
"I slammed on the brakes when I saw it," said Richards about her digitally enhanced behind. "I saw it at a bus stop and I thought, 'What the hell did they do to my a—?' Plus I got all these phone calls from my girlfriends saying, 'What did they do to you? You look ridiculous.'"
Richards, who is engaged to Charlie Sheen, said she has no idea where the picture came from, because the one she approved was different.
"They twist the art around," she said. "I didn't approve that. That's not my a—, to be honest with you. … It's a computer."
What interests me is the comparison to J-Lo. Does this mean she is a valid unit of measurement? "She's a half Lopez, and... Oooooh... Baby got back! Definately a two Lopez'er." Does this mean bicepts will not be measured on inchs, but in Arnolds? Measurement of book smarts compared to socail idiocy will be the Urkle Scale? And someday, studliness will be measure on the Adam Scale. "Damn, that's the hottest man I've ever seen, and he's still just half an Adam."
You can see Denise's one Lopez here.