A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
adameros

From John, some words to live by...

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.

Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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